Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter, "The Price of Tomato Juice"
Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves. ~Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988
You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. ~Barry Goldwater
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. ~Arlo Guthrie
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ~Billy Connolly
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"
Like those special afternoons in summer when you go to Yankee Stadium at two o'clock in the afternoon for an eight o'clock game. It's so big, so empty and so silent that you can almost hear the sounds that aren't there. ~Ray Miller
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. ~Harlan Miller
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. ~Mark Twain
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand. ~Attributed to both Charles Shultz and Bill Maher
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers. ~William James
He takes away my breath! He makes me reel!
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor Beauty without colour seems somehow to belong to another world. ~Murasaki Shikibu
RAM disk is not an installation procedure. ~Author Unknown
Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us. ~Edmund Arthur Helps
Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-after-dayness. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
After a night in fight club, everything in the real world gets the volume turned down. Nothing can piss you off. Your word is law, and if other people break that law or question you, even that doesn't piss you off. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6
Abraham Lincoln - the spirit incarnate of those who won victory in the Civil War - was the true representative of this people, not only for his own generation, but for all time, because he was a man among men. ~Theodore Roosevelt
I figure that the degree of difficulty in combining two lives ranks somewhere between rerouting a hurricane and finding a parking place in downtown Manhattan. ~Claire Cloninger, "When the Glass Slipper Doesn't Fit and the Silver Spoon is in Someone Else's Mouth"
History is a tyranny over the souls of the dead - and so the imagination of the living. ~William Carlos Williams
I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw. ~William Shakespeare
The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
No man is quick enough to enjoy life to the full. ~Spanish Proverb
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