The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. ~Josh Billings
You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court. ~Jay Leno
If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. ~Author Unknown
In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head. ~Terri Guillemets
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography? ~Stanislaw J. Lec
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~Lewis Grizzard
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
You must start with a positive attitude or you will surely end without one. ~Carrie Latet
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Envy slays itself by its own arrows. ~Author Unknown
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. ~Thomas Jefferson
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by borrowing. ~Michel de Montaigne
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. ~Author Unknown
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. ~B.K.S. Iyengar
The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment; but it is no less a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy. ~John F. Kennedy
Fish and visitors smell in three days. ~Benjamin Franklin
My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment.... There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. ~Bill Vaughan My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing. ~Aldous Huxley
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~O.A. Battista
Free love? as if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love. ~Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. ~"Fats" Domino
If you're enough lucky to be Irish, you're lucky enough! ~Irish Saying
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