
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit," Tyler said. "They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed." ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 16

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. ~Foe Ancis

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. ~Thomas Fuller

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. ~Donna Wilk Cardillo

"Therefore" is a word the poet must not know. ~Andre Gide

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. ~Sam Levenson

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. ~Mark Twain The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan

If a man is called a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and Earth will pause to say, Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.

Astrologers that future fates foreshow. ~Alexander Pope

What's done to children, they will do to society. ~Karl Menninger

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. ~Frank Herbert, Dune Chronicles

Wear your learning like your watch, in a private pocket; and do not pull it out, and strike it, merely to show that you have one. ~Lord Chesterfield

Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash

Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. ~Langdon Mitchell

It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. ~Author Unknown

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ~Author Unknown

Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged. ~Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon Logic is logic. That's all I say. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, The One-Hoss Shay

Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that. ~Erich Heller
Being an American is a spectator sport. ~Brock Fiant
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~William Gibson
The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it turns out than the kind it takes in. ~Robert J. Kibbee
It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man. ~David Harris
True eloquence forgoes eloquence. ~Andre Gide
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